A cursed morning to y'all

What is it with men in crowded public vehicles? They always manage to have their shoulders or their arms or even their hands bump into women's most private parts. I mean, wtf?!&@$! Commuting is already a harrowing experience as it is. No need to add to our misery!

If I could I'd curse you all to eternal damnation in all seven hells, you sex-crazed idiots!!!